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๐Ÿคฃ ๐—™๐—จ๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ ๐—”๐——๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—ง ๐—๐—ข๐—ž๐—˜ ๐Ÿ‘‰ An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman go to prison... ๐Ÿ˜‚ Funny Jokes

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๐Ÿคฃ ๐—™๐—จ๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ ๐—”๐——๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—ง ๐—๐—ข๐—ž๐—˜ ๐Ÿ‘‰ An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman go to prison... ๐Ÿ˜‚ Funny Jokes

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all sentenced to 10 years in prison. ๐Ÿฐ Before they each go into their cells, they are granted one wish to help them through it.

The Englishman says, "Iโ€™d like people to come visit me sometimes to keep me company." ๐Ÿ‘ฅ

The prison officer replies, "No problem." ๐Ÿ‘

The Scotsman says, "Iโ€™d like a dog to visit me sometimes to keep me company." ๐Ÿ•

The prison officer nods, "OK." ๐Ÿ‘

The Irishman grins and says, "I want 100 packs of cigarettes." ๐Ÿšฌ

The prison officer shrugs, "Sure." ๐Ÿ‘

A year later, after a break, the same prison officer returns to check on the men. ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ

The Englishman is doing alright and says, "Thanks for the company, it really helped." ๐Ÿ™Œ

The Scotsman is also fine and says, "Thanks for letting the dog visit, it kept me sane." ๐Ÿถ

The Irishman looks frustrated and asks, "Have you got a light?" ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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